Now ...
All of my love goes to just one boy.
Now ...
All of my love goes to just one boy.
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I am sitting on my bed.
I yell, "Little Billy - Alexis - time to go brush your teeth and get to bed. You have school tomorrow."
I go back to what I am doing.
A few minutes go by.
I raise my voice and yell again, "Little Billy - Alexis - time to go brush you teeth!"
No children.
No response.
I go back to what I am doing.
A few minutes go by.
I yell again, "Little Billy - Alexis! Where are you? It's time to brush your teeth and get into bed!"
No children.
No response.
I go back to what I am doing (because I am such a good Mom).
A few minutes go by.
I yell, "I am gonna count to three. One ............ Two .............," and ...
I see my son - fly out of his room - wind in his hair - arms flapping - legs stumbling - screeching around the corner of his door - running as fast as his skinny little legs will carry his skinny little body - into the bathroom. He is like a cartoon character - smiling a big toothy smile when he sees that I see this ridiculous display.
Alexis - she strolls out of her room ... ever so slowly ... at the count of .............Three!
On the upside ... I have used this, One, Two, Three - tactic - for years. It works like a charm. I don't know what it is about this counting that scares my kids to death (nothing - I mean - nothing - has ever happened - all I ever do is count) - but they always JUMP when I say, "I am gonna count to 3". What do you suppose they are thinking I will do to them? Go in there and get them? Bahahahahahahahahaha!
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My twins always have some friend over at our house.
FIVE of THEIR COOKIES (I already ate one of them)!
What do you think I did?
Do you think I SCREAMED through the house:
"CAN I HAVE ONE OF THESE COOKIES?"
"IS IT OKAY IF I EAT ONE OF YOUR COOKIES?"
"DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE ONE OF THESE COOKIES?"
Noooooooooooooo!
I threw those cookies on a napkin, hid them behind my back, tip-toed like a quiet little cookie-eating mouse out of the kitchen and ran as fast as I could, up to my room.
On the upside ... I know - I probably didn't need all 5 of those cookies - I DIDN'T CARE! Sometimes you just have to eat all 5 cookies ... because you can - ya know!
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I was never good in school.
I went - because my parents made me - those were the rules!
I sometimes can not believe that I actually made it through some of the classes I was expected to take, like geometry, government, chemistry, algebra - I can't even easily spell a few of these words, let alone remember a doggone thing I supposedly ever learned.
Sometimes, when my kids get to arguing with me about not wanting to work hard enough at something, I will say, "What do you want to be - a loser - like I was?"
They often come to my defense and get sympathetic looks on their faces and say, "You aren't a loser."
To which I reply, "Well ... I'm not a loser now - but I was when I was in school..."
And ... I was - with a BIG OL' - L.
I must have had the favor of a few teachers - looking back on it now - otherwise I'm sure I would not have made it through.
So .....
Little Billy, is writing a time-line on a large piece of white paper on the floor of his room. He has his History book flipped open to the pages that he is working from. He stops, runs down the hallway, runs up to me at my desk and he says, "Mom - When was the start of the Civil War?"
Uh Oh!
"I don't know the exact date, Hon," I say.
"Well ... what year was it?"
*I DON'T KNOW THIS ANSWER!*
I say, "I don't really remember, Hon. Go ask Daddy, maybe he remembers," and off her runs.
Shew ...
A little later on, he runs back into my room, "What was the end of the Civil War, Mom?"
*CRAP!*
"I don't remember that either, Son."
"Just tell me when it was over," he begs - like rewording the sentence will help.
*I DON'T KNOW THIS ANSWER!*
I say, "I don't really remember, Hon. Go ask one of the girls - surly they remember," and off he runs.
Again ... he comes back, "Why was it so important that Lincoln was elected President?" he asks.
*FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN! *
*I DON'T KNOW THIS ANSWER!
I mumble, "I don't remember."
He, again, attempts a new tactic - certain that this will help jar my pathetic memory and he says, really loudly, like he is talking to someone from FOREIGN country, "YOU. DON'T. UNDERSTAND. THE. QUESTION. WHY. WAS. IT. SO. IMPORTANT. THAT. LINCOLN. WAS. ELECTED. PRESIDENT?" He says all of these words very slowly, so NOW, I will understand this question.
I understood the question - the first time.
*I DO NOT KNOW THIS ANSWER!*
I say, "I do not know this answer! I can't remember this crap! I don't think I ever learned it when I was supposed to learn it when I went to school. I DO NOT KNOW THESE ANSWERS! If you go get your book, I can help you find the answers - how about that?"
Off he runs, "I'll go ask Dad - or the girls," he yells, as he is half way down the hallway. "That's okay, Mom ... I forgot ... you were a LOSER when you went to school."
On the upside ... Yes. I. Was!
You would think that I could listen up now - learn a bit of U.S. History from my kids - learn some of that stuff I never quite got when I went to school - but, Nooooooo! I didn't want to learn it then, and ... I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO LEARN IT NOW! I don't have enough room in my brain to store Civil War details - NOPE! I've barely got enough room for months, days and seasons. Well ... seasons, I meant. Alexis is keeping track of the months and days for me now (*sigh like a big ol' LOSER).
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Alexis is a planner.
She is always planning stuff - you know ...
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We are at the lake for the long weekend.
The last time I was here was in March - it was Spring Break.
It was during that time that I became suddenly sick on March 20th and was taken by ambulance from the lake to our home in San Antonio - I had pneumonia and low blood pressure and I was septic. I was in the hospital for 9 days.
I am glad to be over that bout of illness and I am glad to be back at this place that I love so much.
It is supposed to be beautiful and hot this weekend. We plan to do lots of boating and fishing and swimming. I am looking forward to a fun weekend with my family.
Hopefully, I will have some good pictures to share with you, as the weekend goes along.
I hope everyone has a great Memorial weekend!
ENJOY!!
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I recently returned from a fabulous vacation with my husband.
I had a wonderful time.

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It's almost here ...
It won't be long now...
It's just around the corner ...
Yes ... it is almost summertime ... in Texas!
Time for swimsuits.
Time for swimming.
Time for riding bikes in the great outdoors.
Time for school to BE OUT!!
I am sooooooo ready for SCHOOL to be OVER!!
I'm ready for leisurely mornings where I wander from my bedroom and find happy children lounging with cereal bowls in the laps, Pop-Tart crumbs on their faces, wearing their pajamas on the couch and watching cartoons.
I'm ready to stop stocking my pantry with small bags of chips, Little Debbie snack cakes and juice boxes for all those bagged lunches.
I'm ready for no more homework or worrying about grades and behavior and agendas and reports and projects and assignments and bus schedules!
The time has come again ...
The time when my family spends ...
Evenings up late watching rental movies and cuddling pillows and bowls of popcorn on the couch.
Afternoons in the car ... running up to the ice cream shop for cones and sprinkles.
Weekends at the lake - boating and swimming and fishing and ... watching the stars in the summer sky.
It's time for romps in the sprinklers and trips to the beach!
Time to visit with family and friends and enjoy Bar-B-Q's in the evenings with George Strait singing on the radio and his sweet Texas voice floating on the summer breeze.
It's time for iced tea and smoothies and cold pasta salads.
I can feel it coming.
I can smell it in the air.
It won't be long now.
I can't hardly wait!
Summertime, Summertime ... Sum, Sum, Summertime ...
On the upside ... Okay! So ... it's been in the 90's for weeks, the kids have been swimming so much that they are already bored with it and we've had a Bar-B-Q or two ---- I'm still waiting to pack away the backpacks and file away my PTA binder. I think I am as excited as the kids. I can't wait for SCHOOL. TO. BE OUT!!!! I can't wait for SUMMER!!
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Courtney saw a sign on the way home from school that read:
FREE KITTENS
Courtney wanted a kitten.
I said, "NO!"
She begged,
"Please, please, please - can we get another kitten?"
I said, "NO!"
She asked for days and days - promising everything under the sun.
The promise I liked best was, "I'll be nicer to everyone."
I almost caved on that one - we could use some additional niceness from Courtney!!
I said, "NO!"
So .....
It was the weekend and I gave my husband a list of chores I wanted done!
One of the chores on his list was to take a table and six chairs from our garage to our warehouse.
He asked Courtney to go along to help him unload the furniture.
THEY CAME HOME WITH THIS:
I rolled my eyes!
I screamed a bit!
I shook my head and turned my head away.
And then ...
I said ...
"Give me that baby!"
"I'm naming him Banana," Courtney announced proudly. "Banana Pancake - Banana for short," she laughed hysterically.
I rolled my eyes.
"BANANA?" I held the baby up in the air and then smothered his teeny-tiny little head with kisses. "That is a ridiculous name."
"No it's not," Courtney cried. "It's from Juno."
"It's ridiculous - go to the back door and YELL it," I insisted.
She did.
"BA-NAN-A," she screamed.
"See!" I smiled, and then kissed that sweet little Banana on top of the head once again!
On the upside ... I know - I know - You were certain that I was the one in charge around my house - THE BOSS even!!
AP-PAR-ENT-LY NOT!
That's okay ... I've been needing some currency to hold over Courtney's head. That kitten came along just in time for summer!!
Now ... I need to have a talk with Courtney's father - remind him who is in charge around here!
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So ... we were eating out at one of our favorite Mexican restaurants.
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When I squat down to pick up something off the floor ... sometimes, I can't hardly stand back up.
When I wake in the morning ... I often have aches and pains in my back and legs.
When I read a book - I have to search out a pair of reading glasses and prop them at the end of my nose to see the writing.
Every so often ... one of my children will say something that makes me feel really old - like when Alexis asked me recently, "When you were a kid, did you ride one of those bicycles with the great big wheels on the front and the tiny ones on the back?"
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When I wrote yesterday's post, it was right after I had had my interview on WOAI (San Antonio Living) and right after I'd seen Dooce on Good Morning America and Nightline.
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Alexis believes most anything I tell her.
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Thank you to everyone that left such nice comments about my interview. I really appreciate your kind remarks and support. It was a fun experience and I enjoyed sharing it with you!
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Kellan, from On The Upside, in the green room at WOAI TV Station on Tuesday, May 13, 2008.
On the set, waiting to be interviewed by Leslie Bohl Jones. Story featured as "The World Of Blogging" with primary emphasis on Mommy Bloggers, featuring local Mommy Blogger, Kellan, of On The Upside.
Meeting Leslie Bohl Jones (WOAI TV - San Antonio Living Show) for the first time. She is strikingly beautiful and such a talented professional. I was so excited to meet her, as I have watched her show for years and she is just as beautiful and smart in person as she is on TV every morning.

Using my hands to talk a lot about blogging! Leslie was very kind to point out the positive and rewarding aspects we bloggers enjoy about blogging and made this experience very enjoyable. I could have talked all day with her about blogging.
And, with all that hand waving, I do believe I got my points across.
If I can figure out how to upload the video of this interview (which featured not only the interview, but quite a bit of footage of my children at our home), I might put it on my blog. For now, all I have are these lousy pictures my mom took with the cell phone camera.
I thought you all - my fellow Mommy Bloggers - would appreciate that I am doing my part to get the word out about the good work we are doing! I did my best to explain why we love blogging, what a fine community we have created and how fortunate I feel to be a part of it. It was a lot of fun.
(Okay - Rachel (From The Land Of Monkeys and Princesses) says I should tell you to go to http://www.woai.com/ (or http://www.woai.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=541862). (Channel 4 News) and then go to "videos" and then go to "Living" category and view the video that is titled as "The World Of Blogging").
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