You MUST make time to play in the snow ...
Build yourself a giant snowman and ...
You could spray it with colored water so as to make the heart a beautiful pink.
It might make them proud to have you as their neighbor - that you would make such a beautiful symbol of love for all the neighborhood to see.
But ...
Be very careful.
Until the frozen heart melts in the Spring ...
Do not invite your Mormon neighbor up to your front porch.
Because ...
From your front stoop ...
Your beautiful heart sculpture ...
Does not ...
Look like a heart at all ...
They might even cover their eyes and scream ...
"Dear Lord ... That nasty woman needs to take her head out of the snow, stand up and put her clothes -- back -- on!"
*Kellan throws her head back and laughs like a bad Southern Baptist that obviously has too much time on her hands and her mind in a south Texas gutter - tee hee*
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83 comments:
HA! It sure does look different from that angle! Which angle is facing the road?
Woah! That had me laughing my snow covered arse off. Hillarious!
haha ... ok ... THAT is funny :-D
Glad you shared it!
i love a good naughty post from the south texas gutter from time to time!
LOL that picture is hilarious!!!
OMG, that is so something my hubby would do!! Ummm, I think you have plumbers crack....;)
Hahahahaha!
Great sculpture! I'd be proud to display it in my yard.
Okay, THAT is hilarious!! I thought the heart looked rather, uh, bulbous. :)
So are you guys still IN Utah or are you back already?
THAT is TOO cute! Have a great night!
~*J*~
Bwahahahahaha!
It does NOT look like a heart from that angle. No sirree.
I am laughing right a long with you and I am Catholic ;-)
I would laugh too ! !
This Utah Mormon thinks that is FREAKIN' (as we say here) hilarious!
I am a Utah Moron who is now in TN, and I think this is hilarious, and I would bring all my other Mormon friends over to see it!
I am SO jealous! I want a big pink snowy butt sculpture in my yard! We've got the snow for it, but I'm not sure we have the butt-sculpting talent.
I needed that laugh, and, finally...a Southern Baptist...I thought that my sister-in-law and I were the only Baptist in this blogsphere...
Wow! They made that? That's really impressive. I may have to try something ummm similar when we get that next six inches. Tomorrow.
AHHHH!!!! I am laughing so hard I think I might puke. That is the best.
That butt heart is awesome! :) Thanks for the chuckle!
AR southern Baptist thinks this is priceless. But it also resembles a couple of other body parts. Would hate to get a mammogram...or a vascetomy....
I'm Mormon and I'm throwing back my head laughing! It totally reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes' creature snow monster episodes. Ha.
That is hilarious! ;)
OMG Kellan! This is hilarious!!! A butt shaped heart or a heart shaped butt! Either way....it is hilarious!
now how did you make that snowman so perfect?
Baby Got Back!!
That's just what I was thinking. It looks like a big pink butt! I think that's funnier anyway.
We must have bigger gutters here in the Midwest, because I had an even different perspective. HAHAHHA Too funny!
LOL!:)
For a moment, I thought that was my BIG pink rear end sticking out of the snow!
LOL!;)
You tickle me.
OMG!!! That was the funniest thing I've seen on the internet all week!
Hilarious! I love it.
That's just too funny. Thank you for my morning laugh.
that is sooo funny! i love booty on ur front lawn. the neighbors...oh, i'm sure they are laughing with you. have you checked their blog???
Love it!
This is why my lovely Mormon neighbors' won't speak to me. Because this is the kind of stuff you will find in MY front yard. Now it is really just a game to see if I can cause an accident as they drive past my house.
which only further goes to show that EVERY story has two sides, ha!!! love that kellan:D
love,
dani
thanks for the laugh! I got a kick out of this post.
Okay well this Mormon neighbor would laugh her @$$ off!! :)
That is pretty funny -- we are not all that uptight! :) (But you are right some might say that)
ROTFLMAO! (Wow, haven't used that one in awhile!)
That is hilarious! I LOVE the giant snowman, he's great!
Oh my goodness.....only you would see that. Only you.
That is so funny!
Good pictures!
I'm so glad you shared that because you gave me a good laugh on this stressful Friday!
Enjoy your weekend!
Oh, Kellan...that was HILARIOUS!!
Oh, man...mooning your neighbors! Too funny!
LMAO. That is too funny.
Speaking as a mormon...I find that sooooooo funny!
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your Mormon bloggy neighbor (over here in England) would just stand and laugh at it. I thought it was hilarious (and SO much nicer than what I thought it was going to become)
Well I am mighty relieved that I am not the only degenerate that thought it looked like a big pink be-hind! Bwaaa haaaa I love it Kellan! I love it!
For a minute there, I thought I was looking at my own rear end, lol. Great blog, by the way, this is my very first comment. I am a fellow South Texan living in Maryland (military). I can't wait to show this pic to my husband when he gets home from work, just too awesome :)
All I have to say is THANK GOD mines not that big! HA HA HA!
Too Funny Kellan. Have a great weekend!
Bwhahahahahaahhaha.
Oh Kellan, this has me giggling. This might (MIGHT) just be my favorite post of yours YET. THAT is definitely worth a second look alright!
Holy cow crap! That was friggin' hilarious. I am "Mormon" myself and I love this story. Too Great for words! Love that you have tons of snow too. I am in Southern Colorado and we have TONS!
That is so funny! Can't stop laughing.
Grin...Deko and Posh
Oh that's great! I love it!!
That is so funny Kellan ~ I love it!
Love and hugs Tabitha XXX
Haha! Hilarious!!! :)
Trace
Must wipe hot chocolate from my screen. Excuse me while I hunt for a paper towel.
Teehee... right answer Kellan. LOL!
That is SO flippin funny....I wish I could make it out of sand here in Florida. :)
Since we don't have snow here, I guess I could do what Hunter always says to me: "Shake your bootie, MeMaw." Of course, I would leave my clothes on; the neighbors would appreciate it to be sure. hahaha
that was so funny....
Oh my goodness I almost peed my pants laughing! We good Southern Baptist girls know a good laugh when we see one.
I guess the pictures of the heart massage ended up on the cutting room floor.
You are hysterical. I love when you do your picture posts with the funny stories. Yes the heart looks like a big pair of men's stuff. lol
HAHAHAAAAaaaa......OMW....this was great!!!hughugs
Well, who knew you were such a dirty dirty girl?
MWAhahaha
Oh my gosh that is SO funny! For your Mormon neighbor in MT!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's totally something I would do - make the heart - IF we had enough moisture in our snow that you could build something with it :-)
Thanks for the giggle!
Hahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh, Kellan! :)
I can't remember if I already commented or not. I read this yesterday and my family and I were rolling on the floor laughing. So funny and the photos just made it hilarious.
That is a hoot and a HALF!!
Thanks for a good belly laugh!
Hugs!
Kat
And I thought it was just a heart... Till I saw the other angle.. My sons would have had a great laugh!!!!
That is absolutely funny.
My neighbor puts a lot of effort into making making phallic snow sculptures. If he makes one this year, I'll blog about it.
I LOVE IT!!!!
So funny!!!
This is my first time here and what a great post to start out on!
Ooh this is simply fantastic. This makes me very very happy. This made me do the snort laugh. I want one of these. In fact I must have one like maybe rightnow. I am showing my kids in the morning and begging them to make me one too.
OMG..I am a gutter girl at heart...(pun absolutely intended)
I KNEW it! You and I think too much alike. And now I have this urgent desire to build a row of "hearts" along our driveway...
That's hilarious! I can't wait to see what else your family can sculpt in the snow!
Ahh! You are TOO funny!!!
Bwhahahaha!!! I just love your family!
OK, I've lived in Utah all my life and NOW I HAVE TO TRY THIS! We still have TONS of snow and I want to try making a pink heart (butt) too! Thanks for bringing your TX humor to UT! he he he
That is totally obscene...and I love it. :)
LOL!!!!!!
Denise
Oh my gosh that was the funniest thing I've seen this morning.
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